Please, don't be......! (to a boy in my classroom)

(This is the silliest boy in my classroom)

Can you please, don't be a crybaby?

Can you please, don't be silly?

Can you please, don't be an idiot?

Can you please, don't be selfish?

Can you please, don't be a bad person with me?

Can you please, don't be so competitive?

Can you please, be more intelligent?

Can you please, don't be ill-mannered?

Can you please, don't play with me?

Can you please, change yourself?

Can you please, be more kind?

Can you please, be cooler? Hee, hee, hee!

And, finally, don't piss me off, baby!